Woman drives off in the wrong Camry...

"gomerkyle9" (gomerkyle9) 08/31/2013 at 01:38 • Filed to: It's Always a Fu#%ing Camry!

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Two women were making a quick stop (you know, the kind where you leave your keys in the car... /sarcasm) at a local market and they were both driving gray Camrys. One woman jumped in the wrong car and drove it away. She finally noticed that her sunglasses weren't where she left them and realized she was in the wrong car!

I wonder how long she thought her glasses were stolen before she figured it out?

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The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 01:40

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Didn't she think "hey there's already keys in the ignition!"?

gomerkyle9 > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 08/31/2013 at 01:41

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Apparently they both left their keys in the car. *facepalm*

Decay buys too many beaters > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 01:43

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Do people actually do that?!?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 01:43

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Since this already enforces a few stereotypes, I might as well just say "them broads should have stayed in the kitchen..."

gomerkyle9 > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2013 at 01:44

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I'm super paranoid about locking my car. Sometimes I instinctively lock my doors when I'm getting out to pump gas.

PRBot II > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 01:46

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This is FP material.

Activating Hardigree Signal

gomerkyle9 > PRBot II 08/31/2013 at 02:10

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"You wanted me, here I am."

Decay buys too many beaters > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 02:11

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Yeah me too, one of my friends got pissed off at me while he was helping me move because I kept instinctively locking my doors every time I closed them.

JasonStern911 > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 02:13

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Wow. I thought that was a great start to a joke, but it actually happened. I guess I can't be surprised:

gomerkyle9 > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2013 at 02:24

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Haha, yeah. I always end up locking my wife in the car.

Ferrero1911 > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 02:27

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I lock my car on purpose when I get out to pump gas. I don't want someone to run up and steal my purse! Although I do know someone who's purse was stolen in a smash and grab while she was pumping gas.

twinturbobmw > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 02:39

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beige bites back.

duurtlang > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 06:06

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This picture has a disturbing lack of yellow feathers.

Crocket Bernet > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 06:23

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Only in New Hampshire, where literally no one locks their doors.

deekster_caddy > Crocket Bernet 08/31/2013 at 07:26

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and they BOTH left their keys in their cars?!!? And neither of them noticed!!!!!!

Crocket Bernet > deekster_caddy 08/31/2013 at 07:31

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Thats actually a very common occurence around here, my father never locks his car and if he's running errands in town he just leaves the keys in the ignition.

TheKingOfBirds > gomerkyle9 08/31/2013 at 09:36

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I've seen this happen. I forget what kind of cars they were but one identical car parked next to the other, which I thought was kind of cool. A lady gets out and walks off and seconds later a guy hops in her car and starts to back out when he has his 'oh shit' moment. He pulls it back in to the spot and she comes running up. They have a good laugh and he gets in his car and takes off.

gomerkyle9 > Crocket Bernet 08/31/2013 at 11:49

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Not only do people leave the keys in their cars, they leave the engine running too. I always walk by and think about how funny it would be to drive their car to a different parking spot and see if they notice.